In a 180-degree turnaround decision, the Chiropractic profession has chosen to abandon its tradition of drugless healthcare in favor of a failing, yet mainstream model used throughout the United States today.

“Ex” chiropractors around the globe now acknowledge patients do not possess an innate intelligence, capable of orchestrating all functions of Life – and that this intelligence in no way or form, flows in the nerve system. Interference with this ‘ethereal’ force does not put the body at risk for failed health.  The only hope for mankind is to be managed by drugs from the outside – in, below – up until our sense of truth and reality is dulled into dormancy.

The rogue, Principled Chiropractic movement has finally come to its senses. Only the doctor in the white coat, backed by ‘evidence-based’ propaganda, has the answers to Life and Healing.  If you can’t drug it, numb it or cut it out – you can’t fix it… regardless of the miracles your neighbor experienced at the quack’s office down the road.  Happy Chiropractic Fools Day (hope you enjoyed the satire)!